Tuesday, April 30, 2013

It's A Bad Bad Bad Bad World

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Sunday, April 28, 2013

Real Men Don't Beg At The Pulpit

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Friday, April 26, 2013

As Manly As I Can Be

Most of the time you expect the tough cynic I am to publish a rant on the errors of social media, the terrors of running a marathon, or a slam on the culture I live in demanding that I find a spouse within the next 24 hours. But sometimes at two o'clock in the morning, when little sisters hand me over a niece, gift-wrapped in a polka dot blanket; all of that gets pushed aside, and the Uncle inside me comes out to play. &nbs...

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

You Have A Trendy Addiction

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Sunday, April 21, 2013

The $100 Friends

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Friday, April 19, 2013

For The Love Of The Game

In 40 years, if some punk kid thinks it's funny to take a picture of a rag-tag group of old farts wandering around a gym, and if I am actually one of the old farts that he's making fun of; well then, I would have to say my life is complete. ...

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

At Least My Kid Ain't Ugly

I think I need to go steal a three-year old in order to fit in with the rest of the world. For full effect, download "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" by The Giggleberries from iTunes, and play at maximum volume throughout the duration of this post. As time has passed and all of us who were raised by social media have somewhat progressed, our Internet lives have evolved from one narcissistic subject to another.  First it was the dating...

Sunday, April 14, 2013

The Best Band In Town

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Friday, April 12, 2013

Wrong Sport

Sometimes, after a long day at work, when my brain has checked out of any type of organized labor, and in a giant cloud of exhaust I collapse on to my couch and turn on good old ESPN to help nurse me back into good health and consciousness, I find that they're broadcasting the World Series of Poker, and in the middle of tossing a kitchen stool through my 42" LED screen, I ask myself in a rage, "Who in this cursed world thinks that playing cards...

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

The Doctrine of Women

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Sunday, April 7, 2013

Friday, April 5, 2013

A Thousand Words

I often criticize technology for dumbing down the future generation.  I think this picture says it best.  &nbs...

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

You're Missing The Point

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