The Mutton Munchers

I try to play basketball almost anywhere that I can find a court, a hoop, and nine other guys who want to run with me. Whenever I hear the distant echo of a ball bouncing on hard wood, I flock to it and try and get on for the next game. There are so many places to play all over St. George, and I adore this town for that. Churches, old gyms, backyards, pretty much anywhere that I can find, just so I can get that rush of basketball that I have...

We are Lazy

I feel like a stay at home, two-face mother of four children for not posting on this blog for the past few weeks. I have no excuses, I really don't. I shouldn't be the one who blames my kids' illness, or my term papers as the reason for my lack in posting. Hopefully, my sarcastic and belittling words can win back your fandom though. For full effect download "The Lazy Song" by Bruno Mars and play at maximum volume throughout the duration of this...

You Can Suck It

First of all, I would like to give a shout out to Liz, Ramen, Ryan, and President Syme for their assisted inflation of my potential online ego. Those positive comments from your side are what fuels my desire to keep posting. As well as increases the amount of time that I stare vainly in front of a mirror and regurgitate the lyrics to a Carly Simon one-hit wonder. And yes, I probably do think that this song is about me. For full effect, download...

Valentines Day is a Crock!

So what if I'm regurgitating my old columns and turning them into blogposts. At least I'm being consistent with my writings and not updating my online family photo album every six months like every other single Mormon mother will be doing in June. Suck on that, Half-Empty Buffalo, HA! For full effect, download Ridin' Solo by Jason Derulo and play at maximum volume throughout the duration of this post. I think that tomorrow will be one of...

Resolutions Flop Fast

It's February, have you given up yet? “This year I resolve to lose 25 pounds and get back into shape so when I look into a mirror I don’t want to cry myself to sleep after eating a tub of Cherry Garcia ice cream.” 

 How many times have you heard that following a Jan. 1 all-nighter? My New Year’s resolution is to get a 4.0 this semester... This year I’m going to find a steady girlfriend... My resolution is to learn a new language… yada yada yada...

Life

Deep down, we all want this...