Wednesday, April 27, 2011

W is for Words with Friends

Eh, Words with Friends, that's not as cool of a game as everyone thinks it is. I mean, it's only Scrabble.

No, it's THE Scrabble. It's ULTIMATE Scrabble. It's long-distance Scrabble with a fellow Scrabbler 3,000 miles away. It's scrabble for the social-media savvy, who enjoy digital dominance of a simple/deep minded contest. It's Scrabble on Mark McGwire's Roids.

I would like to send a shout out to my boy Niels Hendrickson who turned me on to this addicting classic while sitting in a meeting getting lectured for not being married yet. Words with Friends is my sanctuary for singleness while the rest of the married world plays games such as Angry Birds, or Fruit Ninja. Words with Friends takes Fruit Ninja and pounds it into the ground like Ralphie did to Scut Farkus on that fateful Winter Day. (LTT?)

GeekSugar calls words with friends "Delightfully Addictive". Delightfully? I think not. The adjectives insanely, or massively, or ridiculously, fit the verbiage much better. I might as well be playing scrabble with white powder on my nose and chocolate in my mouth it's that addicting.

You wanna play? You wanna go? Be careful jumping into Words with Friends with me, cause I might absolutely destroy you. I eat pieces of crap like you for breakfast. And no I don't eat pieces of crap for breakfast (LTT). Long story short, if you're up for a good butt-whoopin', look me up and I will demolish you at the most addicting iPhone game since NBA Jam. Let's see if you have the nerve to take on buckeyebrock206.

What do you think?


  1. love scrabble =)
    happy w & x days!

  2. You should see mine...

  3. I was just going to write about this.