P is for Parking Lot Pricks

The picture says enough. On a campus of over 9,000 students, faculty, and staff members and a few hundred parking stalls, this moped moron takes up ample space with his wannabe Harley. Nobody to my knowledge even knows who owns this excuse of a vehicle. Probably because this is parked at the break of dawn before school has even started. This nearly trumps the double parking flaw that most compensating small guys use who try to impress everyone with their GMC Sierra.