What Costume Are You Wearing?

I know that I have been AWOL for the about a week and a half, but I think I have an excuse. Trust me, it has been a long, long, ten days. Please, no giggities... With that being said, and the fact that I am unsobered up with a concoction of Nyquil, Mt. Dew Amp residue, Alka Seltzer and a Ritz cracker, I will make a feeble attempt at rejoining the blogging world, and letting my fingers keep you entertained for the next 90 seconds. Again, no...

A Perverted Ghost Town

Seeing as how I’m in Arizona, and seeing as how there is absolutely NOTHING to do in this neck of the woods, I will revert to my passionate affair with a keyboard, and give you yet another blogpost. Oh, and by the way, I offer my sincere apologies to VRM Arizona Spaniard for neglecting his existence in this state. He does live within 400 miles. Today’s recruiting journey has brought me through the lovely town of Sedona, and down to a place called...

My Psychic Experience

I will say as a preface that this may be one of the greatest blogposts that I will ever write. This will be of epic proportions. This may generate more feedback than all of my Week of Sex posts combined! This, my friends, is the story of my psychic reading. Let me back up for one moment to preface the grounds on which this entire post occurs. By the way, for full effect, download “Psychic Chasms” by Neon Indian from iTunes and play at maximum...

World Is Capitalizing On SEX!

SEX seems like it is taking over the world. Everywhere that you look there is something related to the topic of SEX. Whether it be on TV, in movies, or all of the pornographic Web sites on the Internet, you can't escape it; SEX is taking over the world. 

For full effect, download "Garbage Truck" by Sex Bob-Omb from iTunes and play and maximum volume throughout the duration of this post. Why is SEX the most focal topic that makes the media industry...

Ain't That A Kick In The Head?

Every so often there are moments in life that suck worse than any single movie starring Drew Barrymore. Moments that make you sit back in your chair, frustratingly shake your head, and mutter out the acronym WTF in confusion. Moments that feel like a manila envelope giving you a paper cut underneath your thumbnail. Yeah, today has been one of those moments. For full effect, download either "You Can't Always Get What You Want" by the Rolling Stones,...

Motivating Factors

I have a secret that I am semi-embarrased to admit, but for the sake of this post, and because of my supernatural high self-esteem, I will admit my shamed past to you, and reach into my black hole of a closet to reveal yet another skeleton from my past. For full effect, download my dishonor from iTunes and play at maximum volume throughout the duration of this post. The paragraphs below will give you the secret song plain and simple. To paint...

My Favorite TV Show

If you were to combine my favorite cartoon as a kid and my favorite drama currently, you would have made quite possibly the best show of all ti...

I Don't Want To Grow Up

Standing in line of a cafeteria that smells like bleach and bedpans, I reached into my pocket to pay for the overly priced $3.51 large cranberry juice I was holding in my hand. As I pulled out my favored wallet, a cash-carrier that is decorated with some of my most esteemed heroes, the legen-wait for it-dary Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I shrugged and stared at the inked images that were spawned by a late night party rooted with beer and marijuana....