
Here we
sit on the eve of the most obese holiday ever created, baking pies, stuffing
turkeys, and seeing how much whipped cream we can fit in our mouths from the
aerosol can on the counter. Boy, life is grand, I’ll tell you what.
For full
effect, download “Kind and Generous” by Natalie Merchant, and play at maximum
volume throughout the duration of this post.
During
this festival of fatness there are more than likely a grouping of traditions
that...