I Can't Think Of A Witty Title For This...

Wanted: A roommate who understands the concept of regular bathing, does not go on 72-hour Guitar Hero binges, believes there is more to life than “Keeping Up With the Kardashians”, and can afford to shell out $350 a month.  Any takers out there? For full effect, download “Movin’ Out” by Billy Joel and play at maximum volume throughout the duration of this post.                                                                                                             ...

That's My Boys

I think my future sons posted a picture of themselves on the Internet.   &nbs...

Kicking and Screaming

Seeing as how it’s the middle of July, and this month the majority of our nation is out shooting off fireworks to recreate our country’s infamous battles against the redcoats, meanwhile a bunch of weirdos in Utah are eating potato salad and taking the 24th of July off for some weird crossing the plains reason, I would just like to make a small statement regarding one thing I am so grateful about this sweet-smelling land of the U.S.A. I am...

What If?

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Like A Michael Jackson-Loving Gator

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That's A Helluva Shot!

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Now That's A Load Of Crap

I know I appear to be a day late on my posting, which then makes me look like a lazy piece of meat that couldn’t stop watching HIMYM reruns long enough to send out a 750-word rant on social media foul-ups.  Don’t judge me just yet though.  I know I actually can be classified as that piece of meat who L-words HIMYM, but I’m going to be altering my schedule just slightly to accommodate for some recent changes that have happened in my...

To My Future Mrs. Mosby

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We Are All On Drugs

Is there a doctor in the house? I think I'm starting to hallucinate. For full effect, download from iTunes any song composed and performed by Bob Marley and play at maximum volume throughout the duration of this post.  After all, 83% of his songs were about the psychedelic experiences he had from an intoxication of marijuana.  Isn't that right, Toni? I would also like to add that I'm barely wrapping this post together by the skin...

Are You In Or Out?

This popped up as a suggested app on my social media feed this afternoon.  For some reason Facebook has joined the rest of Utah's culture assuming that because I'm 28 and not married there must be a hidden secret I need to confess to the world about my current position outside of a closet. Either that or my eternal companion might be a member of the #1 Gay Social Network. &nbs...