Five Guys In A Minivan

There’s a story behind me feeding Keith a bite of my frozen banana. But that story doesn’t really mean much to you.  Nor does the story about grown men reliving their childhood by singing “The Thong Song” word-for-word just outside Baker, California.  Or when a liberal-themed food kitchen fed us a Cobb salad that Michael Moore had probably just finished washing in his own bidet.  Or when we all peed a little bit, laughing...

T-T-Today, Junior!

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WE'VE GOT A BLEEDER!

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The Best Four Minutes

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No, YOU'RE A Mid-Life Crisis!

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Chicks Dig Guys With Kids

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I Need More Happy Gas!

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How We Met Ted's Wife

After eight seasons of pushing our patience to the absolute limits, fans of one of the greatest primetime TV shows, and one of the greatest stories ever told, were given the privilege of finally seeing her face; giving all of the Ted Mosby's in the world a new dash of hope that somewhere out there she does exist. &nbs...

Who's Your Mommy?

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The Times Of Your Life

A wise 24-year old former Dixie State Ambassador once posted on Facebook: “The difference between friends and bestest friends.  When you see your bestest friends that you never see, and you feel like you see them daily and never missed a beat.  Those are the bestest friends.  And I miss those friends daily!” This woman is a sage I tell you.  Statuses like those put her in the same category as Morgan Freeman, or a...

Here Comes The Turkey!

Does your office have a bowling tournament in the middle of the day in between registration sessions for college freshmen? I don't think so.   Is your office as badass awesome as mine? You wish.  ...

Between Heaven And Hell

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Am I Ironman?

I have swam over 25 miles. I have ran over 240 miles. I have biked over 750 miles. All so tomorrow morning I can piss my pants in a wetsuit, wipe boogers on my sleeves, and run around in tights for a few hours with a couple thousand people watching. Call me crazy, I know. &nbs...