Catch Me If You Can

Kids, over the past ten months of my life I have put more miles on my body than a used Ford Pinto after a cross-country race in the Sahara Desert. And yet, here I go again. For full effect, download “Meet Me In The City” by The Black Keys and play at maximum volume throughout the duration of this post. For the record I would like to note that I have found it interesting my blog has been flying somewhat under the radar over the last...

Get 'Em While They're Young

I'm getting this little one started early on cheering for the right team....

Time To Meet Mr. Mayhem

There was a point in my life where I lived vicariously through a gang of bikers in Southern California for five seasons. Then one day they decided to kill off Opie, and my life just hasn't been the same.  For full effect, download "This Life" by Curtis Stingers and play at maximum volume throughout the duration of this post.  Over the years I know I have buried my heart and soul into a whole slew of TV dramas that from a bigger...

On Your Left!

It’s the first Sunday of October, which usually means you’ll be treated to a rant on the disgusting habits of idiots who find time to run through the desert for 26.2 straight miles. Well, I’ve said my piece about that snot-snorting, gu-gulping, nipple-chafing activity already.  This time I’ll try something different. For full effect, download “Take Me To Church” by Hozier, and play at maximum volume throughout the duration of this...

Welcome Home

Everyone has a place they recognize in a very hallowed, very sacred manner. To some it’s Mecca, others Jerusalem, to a screwy bunch of nutcases it’s Salt Lake City. To me though, it’s Columbus, Ohio. For full effect, download “Carmen Ohio” by absolutely anyone and play at maximum volume throughout the duration of this post. If you have known me for more than three sentences, you know without question what team I’m rooting for 366 days...