No matter what happens at 12:01 a.m. MST, the world will end sooner or later, and with that being the theme for tomorrow’s potential apocalyptic exit I decided to use social media to ask a whole slew of you if the world were to end tomorrow, what’s the one thing you wish you would have done in your life?
Here are your responses…
“I would have run away to Hollywood and tried my hand in reality TV. Or, been a ski bum for an entire winter in Vail.”
“I would’ve gone streaking on BYU’s campus, painted red head to toe, directly after having painted the Y red.”
“Killed a wild boar with a spear.”
“Kissed a boy.”
“I would try and be a participant on Fear Factor. I hate all the stuff they have to eat, but if I knew the world was going to end I would suck it up and dominate that show.”
“See Earth from space.”
“Challenged a polar bear to a Triathlon.”
“Gone to a Justin Beiber concert dressed as Selena Gomez.”
“You are going to want to play Nickelback’s ‘Rockstar’ at max volume throughout the remainder of this text. First I would go to the Jaguar dealership and grab a car for a ‘test drive’. Then I would stop by Ho-Made pies on my way to Vegas with my pre-approved credit cards. I would hit the high stakes tables and do some doubling down. Then, it’s off to Cabo to party and hang with Sammy Hagar and try some of his tequila. The rest is not fit to print.”
“Toilet paper the white house.”
“I would have liked to see Michael Jordan play from the front row.”
“Gone to Europe, and punched my ex-wife.”
“Spent my savings.”
“I would have given away a lot of things. Probably talked to people from my past who feel unresolved, and I would have built an underground bunker to survive in. But that could be because I watch the Doomsday Preppers too much.”
“Killed an elk.”
"Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in zero gravity so my jelly doesn't slip off."
“Learned how to say my R’s and L’s.”
“Punched someone in the face. I’ve always wanted to do that, I don’t know why.”
“I would’ve bought more things like: sunglasses, contacts, multi-vitamins, health insurance, etc. You know, the normal stuff that you want/need that you never buy. That and kiss more girls.”
“Avoided Emily Geigle.”
"Been a streaker at every major sporting event."
"Wear a shirt that says 'life' and hand out lemons."
"I would confess my love to you...even though I've already tried, maybe this time you'll take me seriously :)"
"Gone streaking while snowboarding."
“Used your towels to dry off more often.”
“Demolish an entire box of lucky charms in one sitting.”
“Punched a walrus to see if your hand really does get stuck.”
"Had the opportunity to be madly in love with my soul mate! Still looking."
"I would have kissed Ryan Reynolds. And gone cliff jumping. And spent all of my money and gone to Europe for as long as I can."
“Slapped Bill Walton.”
“Gone on a date with Brock Bybee.”
“Save Natalie Portman from zombies aboard a space station.”
“Throw an egg at someone’s face just because. Eat as much junk food as possible, and lot and lots of ice cream. I would tell the people I thought would be going to Hell, “good luck” cause I wouldn’t want to go there.”
“Experience a miracle.”
“Captured a leprechaun in Ireland.”
“Punched Mr. Carper in the face in 8th grade.”
“Worked harder for a 3.0 my junior year of high school so I could have run for student council. And I also wished I would have learned how to break dance.”
“Trim the beard of a bearded woman.”
“Tell the Portland Trailblazers to NOT draft Sam Bowie, and draft Jordan, and NOT to draft Greg Oden but Durrant. But what do I care, LakerNation for life!”
“Helped my buddy Brock get married.”
HA! We all know that last one is just about unobtainable. As for the rest of your responses, I applaud all of you for being honest. Too honest, I might add. In fact, I was surprised, nay, stunned at the amount of responses that had to do with sexual regrets. Seriously though, more than half of you had some form of sexual sorrow pent up inside that you wish would have come to fruition before the clock strikes midnight tonight. Geez, what kind of a world do we live in?! From the sound of all the responses, there are an excess amount of skeletons stocked up in all of our closets.
As for me, I would have seen an OSU-Michigan game at the Horseshoe, played a few more rounds of golf, landed a backflip, solved a Rubik’s cube, dropped the L-bomb, taken a test drive, and finally played that song for her. Whether any of this means anything at all, I’ll guess we’ll just have to see in T-minus six hours and counting. Let’s hope those Mayan fruitcakes got their timing just a bit off.