Auto Racing Not Just For Inbreds

For the longest time I have held an aggravated spite toward the sport of auto racing. It has never seemed in any way, shape or form appealing to me. But not just non-appealing, I saw it as a complete and total waste of money, gasoline and fried foods. The concept of 50 guys going around in circles all day long at 100 mph never seemed to catch my attention. Ever. But what about the crashes, one may argue? Don’t those get your motor revved? No! Why...

Being A Kid

Saw this in the back of a Ford Taurus that was parked right next to me this morning. I'm not sure if it's the po-dunk town that I'm staying in's version of a Sonic restaurant, or if it's just a tired parent stowing away breakfast from a few minutes earlier. Either way, it's awesome. - Posted using BlogPress from my iPadLocation:Price,...

Big Words Are Just For Show-Offs

I think the picture above of a man who can't remember that one third thing goes great with today's post. There are many things about growing up that I am not really enjoying. Along with taxes, mortgages, root canals and C-sections, adulthood appears to be a pain in the neck. One of the main things that I am a tad bit nervous about also, is the use of big words. Yes, you read that correctly. Big words, or in adult terms, copious vocabulary,...

When I Found Out

You want to see one of the best websites that lets you vent about all of your dating blunders from accidental text messages all the way to finding out that she's a Siamese Twin? Check this one out. I'm usually not a spokesman for anything online, but When I Found Out.com has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time when it comes to all of the relationship foul-ups and misdeeds. www.whenifoundout....

I Am Now An Old Man

I am Brock's bruised coccyx. And yes, that may be the second time that I've used the word coccyx in a blogpost. Come on now people, I'm cultured, I'm not snickering under my breath or thinking the word "giggity" at all. I'm more mature than that. At least I think I am. For full effect, download "When You Are Old And Grey" by Tim Lehrer and play at maximum volume throughout the duration of this post. I think that's the way that I feel after...