A Day Of Rest

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This Is Why You Suck

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Where's My Diaper?

Last night I went to bed before 10 pm for the first time since 8th grade.  I think something is seriously wrong with me. For full effect, download "People My Age" by John Gorka and play at maximum volume throughout the duration of this post. Seriously though, I think Father Time is catching up to me.  And that is starting to make my undies a little bit soggy with trepidation.  THERE! I DID IT RIGHT THERE! I SAID THE WORD UNDIES!...

After Midnight

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Summer Has Lost Its Luster

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You're A Freak Of Nature!

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Three Men And A Baby

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I Might Go Ballistic

Everyone has a pet peeve or two. Whether it's which direction the toilet paper is supposed to unroll, people who forget how to use coasters, or the idiots behind you who won't shut their yappers while the rest of theater is trying to enjoy "Man of Steel".  There's a whole slew of things that drive us mad, drive us crazy, and push us to the point of grabbing fistfuls of our own hair and start charging angrily down the road in a naked hissy...

Motivation For Hostages

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Talking to Strangers

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She's Out Of Your League

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That's Not Safe At All

Women, the elderly and foreign people can often be stereotyped as bad drivers.  Well, you tell me.....

Chicks Dig Scars

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