Kids, I have told you dozens of stories over the years that
have moved from Point A to Point B with hopefully some kind of moral at the end.
Out of all of the stories you have heard up to this moment, none are more
important than what happened last Sunday night on the shores of Lake Pontchartrain.
For full effect, download “And There She Was” by The Solids
and play at maximum volume throughout the duration of this post.
I think I am...