The world
has created a theory that the more friend requests you have, the more people
that retweet your 140 characters, or the more likes you have on that one selfie
you took while bored at work, those are what make you rich.
Well the
reality is, that’s just a bunch of crap.
For full
effect, download “In Da Club” by 50 Cent, and play at maximum volume throughout
the duration of this post.
Yesterday I
woke up, had two bowls of Reeses Puffs, watched Sportscenter for twenty-eight
minutes, and drove out to Coral Canyon Golf Course where I met up with an old
buddy from that one two-year trip that Mormon guys often brag about for
extended periods of time. This man has value to me. He is a good, nay, great
fellow. He is someone who I admire and respect, and for three hours we drove
around in triple-digit temperatures and double-bogeyed hole after hole not
really caring about our handicaps, but more about how each other are doing in
this crazy thing that philosophers call “life”.
You can’t play nine holes like that on
Instagram.
As I drove
home, I pulled out my phone and called an old college buddy who I have spent
many hours watching Jazz basketball games with, and someone who shares the same
passion for higher education academics as I do. We talked, and laughed, and mocked
lunatic professors walking around naked on campus just because they are tenured.
We discussed why having the chance to live in St. George just might be worth
taking a $9,000 pay cut. He told me about his kids, how they are growing faster
than a patch of bad weeds, and we shared our multi-dimensional perspectives on
how we think our career paths are going to turn out.
You don’t
have conversations like these over Twitter.
When the
conversation ended, I got into a car with three outstanding people and drove
two hours south to the desolate town of Primm, Nevada. We told stories of
legendary figures from our college lives. We rode rollercoasters with rednecks
and took selfies on the 225-foot opening drop. We walked around abandoned outlet
malls and spent money on things we don’t really need. We drove out to
Henderson and gorged ourselves on deep fried macaroni balls, avocado egg rolls,
and chicken Madeira, complaining about how high-class restaurants don’t have
the decency to serve us butter tablets they just pulled out of the freezer.
Me: “I mean
seriously, why can’t they just warm them up for 10 seconds? It drives me nuts!”
Chris: “You’re
right, there are kids in Nigeria who don’t even know what butter tastes like.
#cheesecakeworldproblems”
You can’t
have improvised laugh sessions over meals like this on Facebook.
Later, as
the dining was coming to an end and our zippers were clenching their teeth
trying to hold our pants together, we talked about how sitting in that
restaurant debating in our minds whether or not we wanted to spend the $4 on a
Vanilla Coke, that proved we were wealthy. The fact that we had the ability to
spend money on Nike running shoes and American Eagle dress shirts and not worry
about the financial repercussions put us in the top 1% of the world. Heck,
because we had the opportunity to go on random road trips like this without
worrying about selling off our kidneys to pay for it, that truly showed we were
rich.
No,
9-rounds of golf with former mission brothers, cross-country phone calls with
associate college professors, road trips to Nevada to ride roller
coasters and complain about frozen butter tablets, those are things that make
me one of the richest people alive, without question.
Those are
things that money can’t buy.
I just read a bunch of your blogs.I certainly hope your close to finding your blonde babe with a yellow umbrella to make you even richer!
ReplyDeleteI'm with that guy ^
ReplyDelete↑ lol I agree too. You'll need someone just as educated as you just to keep up!
ReplyDeleteThank you! I am flattered by your comments. I hope one day to find her. I hope every one of us has the chance to find that one person that fits us. There isn't a price tag you can attach to that moment.
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