You
know you’re getting old when none of the students in your class ever had a MySpace
account.
That,
and not a single one of them have a birthday in the 80’s.
For
full effect, download “30 Something” by Jay-Z, and play at maximum volume
throughout the duration of this post.
Maybe
I have yet to reach that haunting realization that I’ve been walking God’s
green Earth for three decades, but I’m still getting up there. Scary, I know. I’m
old enough to remember when the first Bush was in office. At times I can tell
when I am dated. And that was made evident this afternoon as I sat in front of
30 something freshmen and sophomore college students and debated the alter-egos
we developed with the birth of social media.
“Just
think for a minute, did any of you notice that your personality changed when
MySpace was invented?” I asked them.
Cue
awkward cricket sound as all of them looked back and forth with confused looks
of perplexity wondering whose space I was referring to.
“MySpace?
Professor Bybee, I don’t think any of us ever used that old program. I remember
when I made a Facebook account though.” The random student on the front row
replied.
“Are
you kidding? I’m talking about the foundation of social media here, the one
that started it all. That corner of the Internet that was officially yours,
with a customized background and personalized DJ all in one, the epitome of
online interaction!”
“Are
you talking about Instagram?” One of them asked.
“No,
I think he’s talking about Facebook. That came before Instagram, because they
bought them out. But this MySpace thing, was that like for an older
generation?” Another one added.
“Wait,
do you mean TimeHop? Cause I can see what I was doing on social media like five
years ago, it’s crazy.” The pair of braces said.
“No,
that’s just trending right now, it’s nothing old like Facebook.” The blonde
from Kansas argued.
“Hold
on a second,” Aristotle on the back row interrupted. “MySpace is that one site
that independent musicians use to advertise for like new albums and stuff isn’t
it?”
The
bickering went back and forth among the 30 somethings while I stood at the
front of the classroom with my face in my left hand, SMH. I understand that
none of them were born in the same era as Punky Brewster, Trapper Keepers, or The Breakfast Club, but dear Morgan
Freeman, did their conscious understanding of reality begin on their 16th
Birthday? Just because MySpace didn’t start trending until 2005 does not mean it never actually existed in their lifetime.
“Look,
never mind about the whole MySpace thing kids, the point of this discussion is
that we have changed as a society due to social media. Whether or not you
remember that change, well that’s a completely different discussion to have.” I
said. “And by the way, thank you for giving me fuel to feed my blog.”
“Your
blog? What’s a blog?” The front row asked.
Oh
honey…
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